🎉 The Guests of Honour
The whole party is basically their fault.
July 2 – 5, 2026
Thursday to Sunday. That's right, we're taking your whole long weekend hostage. Clear your calendar or face Morgan's wrath.
📅 Thursday — Arrive and get settled. The lake isn't going anywhere but your bed might get claimed.
🎉 Friday — Party Day! Meet our lake friends, hang out, and enjoy live music from Mike and Shawn.
😎 Saturday — Recovery Day. Regular activities, take it easy, do it all over again.
🚗 Sunday — You need to go the hell home.
13 Scott Island
Crosby, Ontario
A lakehouse on an actual island in the middle of nowhere, Ontario. Your GPS will have a breakdown. Cell service is a rumour. You'll love it or you'll adapt.
Two reasons to celebrate, one unforgettable weekend. Morgan just graduated — years of hard work, late nights, and an unholy amount of caffeine, and she crushed it. And Lischen has a birthday that deserves a proper blowout. We couldn't think of a better excuse to get everyone we love on an island. Congrats to both of our favourite women! 🥂🎂
🚗 Driving? Head to the Newboro, Ontario Municipal Harbor — that's your meet-up point and where we'll get you onto the island.
✈️ Flying? Ottawa is likely your best bet. It's about a 90-minute drive from the airport to us. Rent a car, carpool with a fellow guest, or let us know and we'll help sort out a ride.
The lake is your pool now. Cannonballs encouraged. Belly flops judged competitively.
Explore the island shoreline solo or race your friends. Losers buy the next round.
Buddy up and paddle out. Tipping the canoe is a tradition, not an accident.
For those who like their lake time at 30 mph. Wipeout videos will be shared publicly.
Classic lake vibes. Whether you shred or face-plant, you'll look great doing it. (You won't.)
Dock. Adirondack chair. Cold drink. Book optional. Napping is an elite sport and we respect it.
Hit the trails and get muddy. What happens on the ATV stays on the ATV. (It won't.)
Nearby courses for those who need to pretend they're civilized for a few hours.
Cast a line off the dock and pretend you're relaxing. Catching something is optional. Bragging is mandatory.
Campfires, s'mores, stargazing, lawn games, talent shows, karaoke crimes, and whatever chaos you bring with you.
"Lakehouse feral" all weekend. Swimsuits, cutoffs, the rattiest t-shirt you love. One vaguely presentable outfit for Saturday dinner — and by presentable we mean "clean-ish." Layers for evening because the lake gets cold and no one looks cool shivering. If you show up in business casual, we're throwing you in the water.
No take-backs. Start hydrating now. Practice your cannonball. Warn your employer about Monday.
See you July 2nd, you beautiful disaster. 🏡
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